....and its leader, resident mandarin K. Ruddmeet up in Washington with G. Bush to debate who's
home state is bigger.
- a. Queensland is bigger than Texas or
- b. Texas is bigger than Queensland -- but
- c. Queensland is not Iraq [So it won't be invaded.]
- d. but Iraq is smaller than Texas and Queensland.
- e. and Afghanistan is smaller than Iraq -- but
- f.Tasmania is smaller again but not as small
- g. as East Timor nor as small as
- h.Gaza or the West Bank
- i.And fortunately...
- j. [very very fortunately].
- k.We have Kevin Rudd to protect us from George W. Bush...
