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| White Guys Anders Behring Breivik(above) Martin Bryant (below) |
In case you haven't been in on the joke I need to let the cat out of the bag and tell you that we've been playing the 9/11 Game for 10 years.
Also called Pick the Arab the rules are quite simple: blame Towell Heads, Dune Coons, Hajis and Ragheads for...well, that's up to you.
Example:Blame them for... the wholesale price of fertilizer.
Since Pick the Arab includes an offshore user interface, the thrills just keep on coming.
Wasting hundreds of thousands (without one's morals being challenged) has never been easier and daily body counts keep you up to date.
Just get a load of these figures.
Iraq: 62,570 to 1,124,000
Afghanistan: 10,960 to 49,600
Somalia: 7,000+
Pakistan: 1467 to 2334
Like shooting turkeys in a barrel.
No wonder the Islamic types get a bit testy and we need to be vigilant if they leave the console and move into the neighborhood.
No wonder the Islamic types get a bit testy and we need to be vigilant if they leave the console and move into the neighborhood.
So when 92 of our own are slaughtered in Norway, who can blame us for thinking that it's Islam at work?
A natural mistake.
Who woulda thought that Anders Breivik was a white guy? A very white guy -- as white and as blond as our own Martin Bryant.
It's all a bit embarrassing.
Aside from taking out this year's Tour de France Australia held the record for the number of casualties in a solo civilian shooting spree: Martin Bryant: 1996, 35 dead/21 wounded.
When it comes to murderous nutters Norway's blond, blue eyed champion has beaten our own home grown product...and there isn't a friggin Arab on hand to blame.
How unfair is that?
Foul. Foul.
Anders Behring Breivik has let the side down and soured the war game.
Maybe the 9/11 Game should really be Where's Whitey?...
Players are challenged to find a character named Whitey hidden in the group. Whitey's distinctive white skin, fair hair and weaponry make Whitey slightly easier to recognise .
